beavs

An extremely annoying person. Indigenous to the rivers of Oregon. Enjoys chomping on large logs and making them into wood chips. If you hear the piercing call of the Beavs, "HUUUEEEYYY", you should probably run because it is near. Also referred to as Clint Eatswood or Clit tickler in some areas. Weighing in at a ferocious 80 lbs, this beast will destroy anything in its path if it is having a Mc'meltdown.

Guy 1-Aaaww look at the adorable little beavs coming from the river.
Guy 2-Dude i'v heard that those things go on massive Mc'meltdowns. We should probably just leave it alone.

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