Moroccan Chimnea

When you bend over to pick something from off the ground but at the same time you were trying to hold in a painful fart, so it blasts out while you're bent over and fires straight up someone's nostrils

I dropped my keys the other day and Dave got the full blast of my Moroccan Chimnea

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Pottykiss

When you are in a public toilet and you must squat over it and shit as the seat is mank, the Pottykiss is when you accidentally squat too low and make contact with the grimy seat

I was just in the skanky bathroom when, what do you know, I Pottykissed that manky ass seat