Chrispoo

A premature poo that takes about 20 minutes to drop off. The pooer could easily wait another hour for the poo to ready itself for its departure, but the pooer would rather sit on the toilet and expend tremendous energy discharging the poo that is scared to let go.

Person 1 "Ill be right back, I have to take a poo."
Person 2 "Okay, that'll take about 5 minutes, right?"
----------20 minutes later------------
Person 2 "Ahh man that felt good"
Person 1 "Nigga please, quit wasting time taking a Chrispoo. Just wait an hour and it'll let go in 2 minutes."

Coonjabby

An African American who joins a warcraft 3 DOTA video game only to get outplayed by the person who created the game. The African American gets extremely frustrated by the game creaters taunts and superior gaming skills that he goes on a nigger rampage, often times punching his monitor before rage quitting from the game.

Player I_Never_Lose: Are you 5 coonjabbys ready to challenge me?
Player Coonjabby: I'll beat you
I_Never_Lose has slain Coonjabby
Coonjabby: Gah dang freaking cheating asshole, I'll kill you. *punches monitor*
Coonjabby has left the game

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coon baiting

The act of purposely taking damage in a video game so the players hero has low or red health. The result is that retards will get coon baited into recklessly charging the low health player and die in the process. It is the ultimate coon outplaying tactic.

Player 1 "Im not going to heal so I can bait some coons in"
Player 2 "Coon baiting I see"
Player 2 "Holy shit, that coon is rage charging you"
Player 1 slays coon.
Player 1 "Coon was successfully baited"

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