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Hi im 35 im going thru a mid life crisis my dick is 3.2 inches im just now single wife karen left and took the kids so ladies hmu
Me: Wanks to furry porn
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People with this exact name are usually very fat and obese
Adam Reid is THICC
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Rawr x3 nuzzlez how tha fuck is yo dirty ass pounces on you you so warm o3o notices you gotz a funky-ass bulge o: one of mah thugss aiiight ;) nuzzlez yo' necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies yo' bulgy wolgy you so big-ass :oooo rubbies mo' on yo' bulgy wolgy it don't stop growin .///. kisses you n' lickies yo' necky daddy likies (; nuzzlez wuzzlez I hope daddy straight-up likes $: wigglez booty n' squirms I wanna peep yo' big-ass daddy meat~ wigglez booty I gots a lil itch o3o wags tail can you please git mah itch~ puts paws on yo' chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs yo' chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease fucked up grill I need ta be punished runs paws down yo' chest n' bites lip like I need ta be punished straight-up good~ paws on yo' bulge as I lick mah lips I be gettin thirsty. I can go fo' some gin n juice unbuttons yo' baggy-ass pants as mah eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over yo' ding-a-ling yo' daddy meat I wanna bust a nut on fondlez Mista Muthafuckin Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls n' inhalez deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms mo' n' wigglez booty I gots a straight-up boner fo' yo' musky goodnizz bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ sucklez on yo' tip so phat licks pre of yo' ding-a-ling salty goodness~ eyes role back n' goes balls deep mmmm~ moans n' suckles
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When u wanna win a fight say this but if they say no u after just commit deathpacito
Dickhead: Hey u are have small penis
Me: Yeah well ur mom gay lol
Dickhead: Fuck *runs away*
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This means Whore or Prostitute in spanish and all those other amigos languages its what u would normaly call someone named Karen
Me: Ehhh Puta How u doin gringo
Karen: no pablo espaniol
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Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
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