Cynical_Media

A streamer who's a furry and a boomer he is the worst at CSGO. Some days hes 84% gay and others hes back to simping for bitches on VR chat through and through he remains a furry who spends money on Profile picture commissions. He also loves Hydra's cheerios but enough of that who else can be pissed off one second into joking around another into taking a TWO HOUR SHITS DURING HIS STREAM!!Anywho his favorite word is cunt must be why he's a cute cuntass sometimes.

Must be why we love him no homo

Nigga one:Hey have you seen Cynical_Media play CSGO!?
Nigga two:Man that Cynical_Meida guy is so bad at CSGO.
Nigga three: He plays CSGO I thought he was simping over females on VR

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Mondo Duke

The act of taking shits worse than the bombs dropped on Japan the art of the Mondo Duke leaves the bathroom render useless as any nigga who dares to enter will gang banged by the intense smell of your masterpiece thus named a Mondo Duke

Bill:Man I took a MONDO DUKE
Jose: que? MONDO DUKE?
Bill:Jose i took the biggest shit ever the bathroom cant be used anymore
Jose:Que? Bano?
Bill:JOSE NOOOOOOO!

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Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

The404Studios

He's a whole bitch ass snitch ass fake ass lying ass ho ass cockriding ass smol penis headass cuntass cracker

Nigga 1:Hey you heard of 404?
Nigga2:Yeah Heard this he was a cracker

The404Studios is a basket full of lies

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