Lewis Taylor

He is a straight up Nigga. All the bitches want to be all over his dick. He also has the John wick fortnite skin. He shags his dogs, cuz why not? Right?

Guy- hey did you see that Lewis Taylor?
Friend- ye he’s proper cool, he’s a rugely kid so he shags his dogs! Everyone loves him!

Crowbar fishing

It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.

Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.

Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!

Figgler

It’s a niggler who plays fortnite. A black, Jewish, autistic 8 year old.

Jonathon- mom I slipped it in I’m sorry
Mom- that’s why you don’t default dance while I’m bending over. YOU FIGGLER!

Jonathon- that’s a victory Royale if I’ve ever seen one *takes the L*

Tree thrusting

You do a Logan Paul but fuck the tree and the dead body. It also means to snap a very long branch off a tree and shove it up your rectum.

Guy- hey wanna go tree thrusting?
Friend- hell ye I love branches up my ass!
Guy-we can also fuck the dead body!
Friend- who’s dead body?
Guy- yours!