Missus

A term used to describe a female whom a male is dating. Typically used in New Zealand culture and even parts of Australia.

Guy1: How's the Missus, g?
Guy2: Yeah nah she's fucken algoods cunt
Guy1: Fuck yea bro thats the good shit aye
Guy2: How's your Miduk?
Guy1: Sacked the cunt 'cuz she was talking MAD SHIT 'bout me fortnite skillz
Guy2: Oh yeah mate fuck that bitch aye, I'll tell ya that
Guy1: Fucken ouf cunt