Dirty Tanner

A fake human, DO NOT APPROACH THIS PERSON, THEY ARE LIZARDS AND WILL BITE YOU!

Person 1: Yo whaddup tanner
Tanner: *Glares in lizard*
Person 1: Holy shit man
Tanner: Ima hiss yo ass bitch
Person 1: Goddamn Dirty Tanner!

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Cool Shooter

A school shooters who everybody likes, even though he is shooting his admirers.

Jim: Holy shit was that gunfire?
Michael: Behind that corner I see him, he's got a gun!
Jim: Wait no its Alex, nevermind
Michael: Hey alex!
Alex: Hey, *shoots ak*
Jim: My arm! Oh alex, your such a cool shooter*dies*
Marina: Alex, will you be my boyfriend before you kill me?
Alex: Sure baby.

Tiger

A bitch ass snake or something

Ken: Oh fuk them tigers man, they suck!
Jesus: Don't be mean to these cats, young human
Ken: It ain't a fukin katt, it be a purple ass snake bitchhh
Jesus: Shieeet!