Aiden

You can usually find an Aiden burrowing in the ground like a mole worm. you can easily pick them out from all the Cohens you'll find by their rotten smell and their shinny bald head. They hate the sunlight so its best to find them in the night where their most active, dont let them bite you though because every Aiden you'll find has at least one STD. Their favourite food to eat is either decaying meat or shit. If your THE Aiden reading this, eat shit.

Jesus christ! what the fuck is that ugly thing?!

Oh its just Aiden.

It reeks!

I know