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Sometimes a Miao, often a meow, occasionally Haomiao.
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As the name suggests, it comprises of the two most sacred words the world has ever seen; boob and virginity. Girls lose this when they first let another person ( guy or girl, man or woman, child or animal ) grab or feel up their bare chest (Note: over the bra, means that you're still a boob virgin). It's kind of like losing your virginity but only with your chest.
In short it is also referred to as BV. BVs can be given and taken only once in a lifetime.
Girl 1: Supp girl, did you have crazy time on your date last night???
Girl 2: Yes I did, but I got carried away and lost my Boob Virginity to that guy. Before I knew it, his small hands were all over my chest.
Bro 1: Hey bud, How did the date last night go ? Did you get any action ?
Bro 2: Totes bro. I reached all the way to second base only to find out I took her Boob Virginity.
Bro 1: That's great man, looks like you had an amazing time.
Bro 2: It was all great until the time she head butted me for squeezing too hard.
A puke virgin is someone who hasn't ever puked after drinking till today. Puke Virginity is lost when you ( guy or girl, man or woman, child or animal ) puke for the first time after drinking too much alcohol. Applicable to beer(water) too, but only if you're less than 18 years of age, you pussy. Applicable to wine if you haven't hit puberty yet.
In short it is also referred to as PV. PVs can be lost only once in a lifetime.
Bro 1: Dude, I've never puked after drinking so much. EVERRRRRRRRRR !!!!
My capacity is as big as my calves are, just look at these monsters of beauty.
Bro 2: Hell YEAHHHH !!.
Bro 1: *Pukes like a 2nd grader after drinking too much milk* *puke x 4*
Bro 2: WoaHHH, You totes lost your puke virginity bro.
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Family: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Villager: I've got this. I've chugged 2 cows in 30 seconds before.
Family: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Villager: *pukes into glass* Here's your kingfisher.
Bro x: Dude, he totes lost his puke virginity.
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