Conor

Conor is one of the best people you'll meet in your life. He is a wise man and loves spreading his wisdom like Gandalf. He is most likely ginger, and if not then this doesn't apply to your Conor. Conor likes to help people and be there for them when they need it. He often forgets to do his projects and pulls all nighters to get them done. He's an intelligent man and absolute boyfriend material. It takes a lot to push him past his boundaries but once you do, it will take a lot of time to regain his trust. He most likely bullies you sometimes but that's okay because it's a sign of his friendship. A moustache greatly suits him so you should persuade him to grow one out. He loves sports and exercising. You should appreciate having a Conor in your life because although you may not feel like you're close, he will always have your back. He's a handsome man who deserves the best in life so always treat him right and he will do the same. He does not mess around so watch your back if you hurt him. He also knows lots of facts about words so if you ever need to shock your english teacher, ask Conor for help. He often doesn't realise how gorgeous he really looks so remind him any time you get a chance. Also make sure to always give him lots of hugs! And never make bets with him unless you want to lose.

Oh my god Conor is my favourite person in the world!
Yeah bro Conor is class and i respect him a lot.

Kyle

Kyle is one of the best people you can ever meet in your life. If you come across one, keep him close. He's a person who should be cherished greatly and you should always let a Kyle know how much he really means to you. He will always be there for you to cheer you up. Never take him for granted. You will never meet someone as funny and caring as Kyle. Consider yourself lucky if you know a Kyle. If you are a Kyle, you should know that you are the best person out there. Every Kyle is unique and not all drink monster. Some Kyle's are sensitive and like to have nice calls with you and cycle crazy distances. He may also have a thing for legs but if you see his you will see why he loves legs. Kyle, you are so, so loved. Happy birthday my friend :)

"Did you see that guy over there? He gives off the most immaculate vibe ever."
"Yeah that's Kyle. He's the best cyclist I've ever seen. I'm proud to call him my best friend."