Nutlass

A short, curved sword used for slashing at the testicles.

“Yarr! Ye won’t be laugh in’ at the blade o’me nutlass!”

Nutstache

When you shave your nether regions so that the pubic hair between your penis and testicles resembles a lush mustache.

Extra points for waxing the ends.

“So what’s up with you, my man?”

“Not much guy; just workin’ on a fresh nutstache.”

Moon Pie

When a female “moons” an audience by bending forward and pulling down her pants, skirt, etc. thereby exposing her bare buttocks, but also her vulva.

“Wee you at that crazy-ass party Saturday night?”
“No, but I did gets fantastic moon pie from a car full of sorority girls when I was leaving Pizza City!”

Hotdog Water

When a male gets aroused to the point of leaking pre-ejaculate.

“Man, those pics she hit me with earlier straight made my hotdog water.”

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Hungry Jack

When you’re so horny at work that you skip lunch to masturbate.

“Ay man, you’re ready to eat again already?”

“Yeah, all I had for lunch today was a Hungry Jack.”

From Lord

A person who cannot resist the temptation to constantly remind others where he or she is from.

“Oh, Jesus; I hope Andrew isn’t at the party. He’s always going on and on about how things are back where he’s from.”

“Yeah, he’s a real From Lord!”

Pubic Inches

The Pubic Inch is a unit of volume in the Imperial units and United States customary units systems, primarily used in measuring the overall dimensions of the male genitalia.

“He’s not exactly the best-looking guy on campus, but I heard he’s packing some serious pubic inches!”