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1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.
1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache
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A felt set of nuts used for photobombing, photobooths, and mocking hipsters.
Bride: "I am going to murder whomever planted the nutstaches in our photobooth."
Groom: "C'mon honey, it's good ol' fashioned fun. I mean seriously, Rachel is meant to have a pair of nuts on her face."
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When the hair on the top sides of your balls, just below your dick, grow so far out that when curly cued it looks like your balls have a nice little moustache.
"Fuck that man, i ain't shaving for her! im growing a nutstache, she's gonna fall in love with it and still suck me off"
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When you shave your nether regions so that the pubic hair between your penis and testicles resembles a lush mustache.
Extra points for waxing the ends.
“So what’s up with you, my man?”
“Not much guy; just workin’ on a fresh nutstache.”
Bustin on your girls upper lip giving her the ability to snort it, or sneeze it off.
Jerry: bro howd it go with Sara?
Jeb: dude she asked is I'd give her a nutstache and I got scared.
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The hair above a mans privates.
My boyfriend needs to manscape his nutstache, it's out of control!
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what happens when your Exgirlfriends dad cuts your balls off and crazy glues them to your upper lip.
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