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A little and not so bright man with an influential father. Without his father he would be a nobody.
Bill to John: You're gay.
John to Bill: Shut up, you're such a Bush.
Bill to John: Take that back or I will tell my father.
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A deceptive trick in order to hide the truth or to get away with something illegal; a person who lies; fooling someone.
Don't O.J. me buddy, I know you're lying!
Brad: So the motherfucker fooled me?
Denzel: Yep, he pulled an O.J. on you dude.
Wow, you fooled me there dude, that was an excellent O.J.
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A white powder which is sold as cocaïne by swindlers. A lot a youngsters unknowingly buy nocaïne the first few times. Nocaïne is baking powder most of the times.
Dave: I got some cocaïne, wanna try some?
Al: Sure... What the fuck, you have been ripped off.
Dave: What do you mean?
Al: This ain't cocaïne my friend, this is nocaïne.
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The time in which a girl/woman consciously doesn't have sexual intercourse with a boy/man.
Sarah was so heartbroken after her boyfriend boke up with her that she had a cockstop for 8 months.
Frank: Hey Susan...
Susan: Piss off Frank, I'm on a cockstop.
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Wowly is a combination of the two words 'wow' and 'holy'.
Wowly, she looks hot today.
Wowly shit, I just saw her nipple dude.
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Fart (unexpectedly) followed by a turd.
Billy: Oh damn, I crapped my pants!
Mary: Furd?
Billy: Yep.
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Schnaz is another word for pussy, vagina, cunt.
Ohw my god, you should shave your schnaz baby!
Wow, that's a beautiful schnaz.
I love to eat the schnaz of my girlfriend in the morning.
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