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When you sit in the back of class and lay your head down with a hoodie over your head and go to sleep,
Mary: Who's that sleeping back there in the blue hoodie?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a Ghost Nap after pulling an all-nighter.
When you sit in the back of class and sleep with a hoodie on, obscuring your identity from attentive teachers and peers
Mary: Who's that sleeping back there?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a ghost nap after pulling an all-nighter
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A friend that hides most of his or her true personality from you.
Dude 1: Dude, You know Christian-Betty?
Dude 2: Yeah, what about her.
Dude 1: Dude, I saw her doing drugs in the parking Lot1 What an Iceberg friend!
When you get a barrage of advertisements from a webpage you visited only once.
Man: I didn't know you were into apocalypse survival kits
Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes
When someone's knowledge is based on countless hours spent searching for information on google.
Usually somebody who's trying to act like an authoritative on the subject.
Man 1: So I started itching real bad lately.
Man 2: Yep, man it's definitely Hepatitis C
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: Because I search disease symptoms on google all the time.
Man 1: I didn't know you could get a Ph.d in Google Education >.>
A sick and inhumane game.
Man: "Did you see on the news that 2 people were playing wack-a-baby?
Man2: Yeah mann that aint right.
Man: "Did you see on the news that 2 people were playing wack-a-baby?
Man2: Yeah mann that aint right.
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To warn someone to not disregard bills such as the SOPA act, or they will get anally raped by the government
Dude, you going to America? Don't drop the SOPA or you'll be in some major hell.