Badée

A bad day.

Man, today was just a badée.

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11$ Meal

If you live in Connecticut, Florida, Idaho, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Vermont, or Washington DC (all states/districts with 6% sales tax), then there is a meal that you can order at McDonald's that is exactly 11$ with tax.

This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks

The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.

The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.

Minority: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"

You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."

Minority: "What are you talking about?"

You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."

Minority: "Sure thing.."

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Waving the Bloody Shirt

In the history of the United States, "waving the bloody shirt" refers to the practice of politicians referencing the blood of martyrs or heroes to criticize opponents.

In American history, the phrase gained popularity with a factitious incident in which Benjamin Franklin Butler of Massachusetts, when making a speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, allegedly held up a shirt stained with the blood of a carpetbagger whipped by the Ku Klux Klan. (While Butler did give a speech condemning the Klan, he never waved anyone's bloody shirt.)

Dude A - "I got a five on my APUSH exam!"

Dude B - "Dude, quit waving the bloody shirt."

Dude A - "No wonder you got a one, you're an idiot."

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LMS

One meaning for "LMS" is an acronym for like my status, which can be used in one of the many recent Facebook trends where someone will post something (specified in the status) to your wall if you like their status.

LMS and ill make up a lie about you to improve your confidence

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QED'd

To get QED'd is to be owned, pwned, or proven wrong in an argument setting.

See QED for clarification on its meaning.

Person 1 - "Dude, I hear Person 3 totally QED'd you when you were arguing yesterday"
Person 2 - "Yeah, it turned out that Pamela Anderson does have bigger tits than my mom."

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Elephunt

A funt so funtiful that it can be compared to the magnitude of an elephant.

Dude A - "I heard Josefina has a mad funt, is that true?"

Dude B - "Bro, it's not just a funt, it's an elephunt."

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Twinkle Daddies

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.

You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.

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