11$ Meal

If you live in Connecticut, Florida, Idaho, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Vermont, or Washington DC (all states/districts with 6% sales tax), then there is a meal that you can order at McDonald's that is exactly 11$ with tax.

This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks

The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.

The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.

Minority: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"

You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."

Minority: "What are you talking about?"

You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."

Minority: "Sure thing.."

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Waving the Bloody Shirt

In the history of the United States, "waving the bloody shirt" refers to the practice of politicians referencing the blood of martyrs or heroes to criticize opponents.

In American history, the phrase gained popularity with a factitious incident in which Benjamin Franklin Butler of Massachusetts, when making a speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, allegedly held up a shirt stained with the blood of a carpetbagger whipped by the Ku Klux Klan. (While Butler did give a speech condemning the Klan, he never waved anyone's bloody shirt.)

Dude A - "I got a five on my APUSH exam!"

Dude B - "Dude, quit waving the bloody shirt."

Dude A - "No wonder you got a one, you're an idiot."

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Anal Mourning

Usually followed by an Anal Morning. It can be described as the state of feeling sorrow in regards to your ass and/or anal cavity.

Robbie - "Wow, what an anal morning"

Jimmy - "How are you not in anal mourning right now?"

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Necrophaggot

A pseudo-Necrophagist fan.

What a Necrophaggot.

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Upside down keyboard

An expression of either great pleasure or great frustration.

To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.

-Good upside down keyboard-
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*

-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*

Douse

The singular form of the word dice

It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.

Toss me the douse you scandalous wench!

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Dropping the D

When a guitarist drops the low E string down to a D, usually implying he's about to look like an ass playing power chords.

This, however, excludes D Standard tuning, where the guitarist will also drop the B string to an A, and the top E string to a D as well.

Judgmental Person A - "Hey, this guy sucks at guitar. But let's stay and watch anyways for the fun of it."

Judgmental Person B - "I know dude right?"

Judgmental Person C - "Oh damn, he's dropping the D. I can't wait to see this."

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