Net Dollars

The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.

Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?

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QED'd

To get QED'd is to be owned, pwned, or proven wrong in an argument setting.

See QED for clarification on its meaning.

Person 1 - "Dude, I hear Person 3 totally QED'd you when you were arguing yesterday"
Person 2 - "Yeah, it turned out that Pamela Anderson does have bigger tits than my mom."

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11$ Meal

If you live in Connecticut, Florida, Idaho, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Vermont, or Washington DC (all states/districts with 6% sales tax), then there is a meal that you can order at McDonald's that is exactly 11$ with tax.

This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks

The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.

The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.

Minority: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"

You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."

Minority: "What are you talking about?"

You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."

Minority: "Sure thing.."

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Rock and Pop

The section of Yahoo Answers where trolls run rampant, fangirls gather, idiots are bountiful, and intelligent people flee.

And then there are the regs. The regs are those who choose to stay. Kind of like that creepy dude in the house in War of the Worlds who didn't run away. He just stayed in his house. Weirdo.

The regs do not have initiation, they don't have a special list, they are just the regs. There are the few that have been here for over three years, the many that have been here for a year or two, and the plenty that are joining every month.

It is one of the most interesting of the Yahoo Answers categories. It harbors trolls, hatred, drama, among everything else you might find in The Hills.

Rock and Pop is a place to (not really but in a sense, yes) be with others who hate the world as much as you do and listen to similar music. It is not a hobby. It is a lifestyle. Rock and Pop.

Shouldn't Rock and Pop be in separate categories?

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Snubstitute

To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.

Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.

1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"

2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."

toothpasting

when you put toothpaste on your nipples and it makes you high

also known as "pasting"

john and i were toothpasting when my parents weren't home and he almost passed out

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