Fortnite

A game that commonly causes men to lose their girlfriends.
The only and best way to piss someone off is with the 6 damage shotgun, it's sent from satan himself.

" My homie just lost his girlfriend after he got 6 damage from his shotgun and the other person got a headshot with 250 damage. It was clearly satan. I hope he doesn't quit fortnite. "
- Homie

Firestar

Firestar is an absolutely special character and easily avoids everything in the books.
As a warrior cat character, it is expected he should've died just like Minecraft's fanbase.

1: Man, Firestar is so cool!
2: da fuk dude stay away from me wtf

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