Negrogian Empire

(1) The gigantic black empire located South of Europe in a region now known as 'Africa.' In the height of the empire's reign, it is said that canals of orange soda flowed through the capital city; that the glorious smell of Popeyes chicken could be found emanating from every hut; some even say that the empire's national anthem was a Lexus car alarm.

Alas, the empire fell to dust when obese Dutch and Portuguese men poured into Africa by the thousands and raped every man, woman, dwarf, and animal with their disfigured penises.

Yet the songs of the empire still live on within the blood of negro people everywhere. One day they shall rise up again, and, a midst a great roar of shitty rap music, crush the white man.

For now they lie dormant...

(2) A strongly niggerous encampment.

(1) White Man: Did you guys hear about the meeting today?
Nigger 1: Yeah I...
(Nigger breaks through wall with erection and stabs white man in head with stolen tailpipe)
Nigger 2: VIVA NEGROGIAN EMPIRE, MOTHERFUCKS

(2)
"It says 'Walmart,' but this shit's a first class negrogian empire."

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