beaver tier

Originates from the please stop talking podcast
An extremely mundane story of similar quality to saying you have a story about seeing a beaver but the big twist in the story is "and there was a beaver in my back yard"

"that story was fucking beaver tier at best"

fail-girl

fail girl means a woman (normally trans) with very bad luck. It can also be applied to cis men (often twitch personality cdawgva) on rare occasions, often followed by the word swag.

cdawgva has so much fail-girl swag