The birds and the bees

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.

/Breadbin Urie/

My future kid: Mom, what are the birds and the bees?
Me: When a man loves a woman ....

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The birds and the bees

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.

My future kid: Mom, what are the birds and the bees?

Me: Well you now, Breadbin Urie once said...

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October 31.

Known for Halloween
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BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS BACK TOGETHER!!!! (It's also Frank Iero's birthday so yay)

My future kid: Mom, why the hell are you blasting My Chemical Romance? Its 4 am...
Me: 'Cause it's October 31.! Educate yourself, child! *Closing the goddamn door in their faces*