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(noun) The total collective sum of what someone is presently without, or to the negative, as the end result of having any type of dealings with others whom the person knew good and hell well beforehand that such individuals were absolutely and in totality complete pieces of dog-shit, thieving-ass cutthroat bastard mother fuckin human trash.
Jerry stared at his home in complete shock even though the slippage was undeniable. Under the illusion of housesitting while Jerry went on a short 4 day vacation, Brandon and Betsy had pulled a complete fuckover on ole Jerry-Bear. His home was turned upside-down and ransacked, it appeared as though anything that could be resold was taken. It appeared as though the only thing that hadn't been taken were the sheets stretched and torn, hanging from the mattress of Jerry's bed, and it looked as though they had been used as both an ass-wiping rag because of the fecal streak marks about it, and also a come rag they used to wipe themselves off with that had the couple's sex juices sticky and stained all over it.
(noun) An arrangement between a man and a woman who are dating or are good friends in which case the woman trades her man sex in exchange for goods or services. Such an arrangement is also mereferred to as hoing, whoring, prostituting, etc.
Nikki was talking to his grandma, and was telling her about the arrangement he and his true love Betsy had as far as pussy payments were concerned. Rolling her eyes as she began, Grandma told him, "Grandson, you about stupid as all hell. 'Pussy payments'? Humphhh, child, that's just plain ol' whoring, Mr. Two Degrees".
(Verb) The unsavory practice of a man sticking his cock in both a woman's vagina and asshole without washing his cock in between orifices. Oftentimes is the case this dirty bird will alternate between the two without any consideration of the health hazards he is potentially placing on his receptor.
Shut-faced drunk Kevin was throwing the cock to Betsy with reckless abandon and throwing caution to the wind doin a little double dipping action as he slid his cock first in her asshole and then her vagina and continued to do so in no steady order. Being one if her many 'trusty-rusties' Betsy could tell whenever Kevin was about to cash in his chips, so when that came about she quickly pushed him out of her and proceeded to polish his knob so that she wouldn't seem so slimy to her current boyfriend if she had to go and put up with his shit later. Plus being a semen depository for so many sometimes gave Betsy a not-so-fresh feeling inside, and smelled pretty funky outside as well.
(noun) A period of time, usually extended, where sexual relations with others is absent in a person's life/existence. This time period is often always not by one's choosing.
Lonnie and his grandmother were having a heart-to-heart discussion about something weighing heavy on Lonnie's heart. He told his grandmother, "Grammy, this shelf-life is driving me crazy. I'm masturbating like at least four times a day.....and I'm married. I've went a long time without any sex and I got to have some physical attention, y'know?" His grandmother sat there and let her grandson finish then snapped sweetly to him, "Fuck you, grandson, you done'n had more than enough pussy in this life than you deserve. I don't want to hear your fuckin' bullshit. I've been told first-hand by some that know. You don't get down in the pussy, you don't grind in the pussy, you don't take care of the pussy cause you're just out for yourself. Mutha-fucka, now Nikki, there's the muthafucka that could put a hurtin' on all these fast-ass girls you've been fucking and 'in love' with. That young man could square all that pussy away.....he just ain't got that silver forked tongue as you do or your connections. But I'll tell you this much, Casanova, and you can believe this in your ol greedy heart......That boy, to please your girl, wouldn't think twice about taking what tongue he did have and shoving it up her ass while they be locked in a full-on sixty-nine position.....I could almost guarantee you he'd put in all the work it would take till he got girl flailing her limbs, screaming his name, and coming all over his cock. Believe that shit......and grandson......get the fuck off my porch"!!!
(phrase) Phrase shared between hos encouraging further and at times more advanced ho-like behaviors and deeds.
As the guest speaker in Hoing 101 Betsy emphasized to the class as she was summarizing all she had shared with the class, “…..Nobody said hoing going be easy. Sometimes you gotta get your knees dirty….a lot sometimes, and sometimes you gotta take that bitchslap—go on, girl, you know you’ve had it coming for a minute so it that shit. And while I’m on the subject of eating that shit, if one of your regulars be financing you hearty and has told you to swallow…”. Clearing her throat as she paused then shifting her head from side to side she finished by saying “….Then by-God of you wanna stay on his payroll then, bitch, it’s time for you to ho-up and Eat—-That—-Shit, you feel me. Eat That Shit!! Ho-up!!”
(noun) A courteous and thoughtful occurrence where a person who has been wronged, cheated or misled by another gives the wrongdoer an opportunity to correct their offense(s) and save face as well as other possible consequences most oftentimes in an anonymous setting.
Robert knew that whore Betsy had his wallet. They were the only two people in the fucking room!!! Was she so stupid that she thought he’s so stupid as to not know that SHE HAD HIS WALLET!!! Retelling the story to visiting friend, Robert continued, “So I thought to myself ‘ Bitch, save some face, and your life and return whats mine’, so I decided to give her an out and said, even though I had not stepped inside there, “Maybe it is in the bathroom” and went there giving her time to put my goddamn wallet back where she had taken it from”.
(noun) The complete collective and always expanding body of knowledge, subject and all works directly associated with and pertaining to the practice of the introduction of chemicals and substances into a living body by way of iv intravenous (primarily) or subcutaneous injections exclusively with hypodermic needles.
Nikki was an avid pupil and diligent student when it came to the subject of hypodermia. He himself could single-handedly tap into any vein on any human body without flaw and on demand on site. It truly was his calling. Clearly it was what he was born to do. Though the subject is frowned upon by some, his work has always been centered on bettering human existence and I feel as though he has. He has said he'd show anyone how to 'get that in' as he calls it because he wants them to do it the right, correct way, as well as the safest way.