Acsexorizing

The act of accessorizing in order to increase one's sexual appeal or attractiveness.

Girl 1: Zomg I have totally let myself go... now my boyfriend will never touch me

Girl 2: It's okay babe, let us start acsexorizing you then not just your boyfriend but everyone will be wanting a piece of that ass

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Auto-urenema

The act of taking one's penis, navigating it through their gooch, tucking it under, fitting the tip inside of their rectum, and proceeding to urinate past their sphincter.

Guy: "Dude guess what!"
Dude: "What?"
Guy: "I got these new pills and they enhanced my unit, now I am able to Auto-urenemate!"
Dude: "That's fucking awesome! I need to get me some of those, my sphincter is parched."

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Dopple-Banger

A shadow/clone of oneself that is used for sexual practices or escapes.

Example 1:
Guy: "God I'm so horny, I wish I had somebody to screw."

*His shadow rises from the ground*
"I guess that dopple-banger will have to do."

Example 2:
Guy: "Honey I'm home, guess what."
Gal: "What is it dear?"
Guy: "I got a raise from my boss, you know the one that resembles the form of some gelatinous mass?"
Gal: "How did you come by that?"
Guy: "All she wanted was a man again, just for the evening."
Gal: "What the fuck are you saying Guy!?!?!?!?!"
Guy: "Oh don't worry, I wouldn't plow that swine, I had my dopple-banger today, got the job done right without any hassle from me."

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