pizza hut

Pizza Hut is the best chain pizza store, and is #1 in the industry. They have a knack for doing away with the best types of pizza they have (the sicilain, the Chicago dish). I used to work there.

One time while working at pizza hut I watched a coworker bleed into the pizza sauce.

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Agony of Defeat

A feeling, the pain you get when you do not win. A substantial loss, or failure to complete a task.

"I know we cannot win Ohio despite the provisional ballots"

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Holy Smokes

1) An expression to show suprise or exclamation.

2) To smoke the reefer in a church

1) Holy Smokes! That's Cheyanne Silver in that porno.

2) You dogg, won't you come up in here and have ya some holy smokes wit ya brotha?

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Shag Wagon

A van used for having sexual intercourse in the back. A term personified by the great pizza delivery driver, Gary Burgess.

"I can rarely pick up any chicks driving this shag wagon, but it sure has its perks when I do!"

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Crush

To earn a one-sided victory over you opposition in a sport or game.

The Schoolhouse Rockers always crush against the Mighty Mutts Hockey Club.

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finland

Home of friendly people and good hockey players. Everyone I have met from Finland has been cool. The country is actually pronounced in Finnish Suomi (god I hope I spelled that right).

What's the closest thing to a fish's asshole? A Fin! (Told to me by a fellow from Finland!)

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Fly The Goose

To consume the marijuana with a bong made from a used bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Also known as talking to the goose.

"Ya'all best come up to Billy's house and fly the goose with us. You're gonna miss some good smoke."