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Paying for healthcare in the United States
Jack: "I just went to the hospital"
Alice: "Damn dude, sounds like you were financially raped!"
Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.
Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"
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A testicle of a South-Asian ladyboy.
Carl: "I think I'm gonna go pick up that hooker over there"
Jim: "Nah, think that's a dude. Look at the Hanoi Handbags slipping out!"
The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.
Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
A Japanese prostitute who takes many loads in quick succession.
Matt: "What kind of porn do you like? I like big-breasted white chicks getting splitroasted"
Darren: "Well, I prefer watching a konnichiwa cumbucket scene"