Dryet

When you’re so broke from drinking away your whole paycheck that you can’t afford to buy food diet.

Dude you’re looking chiseled did you lose some weight? Yeah I’m on a Dryet again until payday.

Surround-hound

When 3 or more dogs try to invade your personal space

I was trying to chill on the couch last night but all three of the dogs wanted to sit on the couch with me at the same time. I was in a total state of Surround-hound.

Surround Hound

Trying to share a couch with 3 dogs

I was trying to chill on the couch last night but the dogs were all trying to get on the couch with me at the same time. It was total state of Surround Hound.

Unflushable

The worst possible codependent relationship where neither partner seems to be able to move on - it’s a seemingly never ending viscious love hate cycle.

Girl WTF are you still seeing that loser Lance? Yeah he’s an unflushable - I keep trying to dump him but he always finds a way to weasel his way back in it’s hot or cold and like a sweater it’s on again, off again, on again, off again - this really needs to stop!