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A ridiculously awful shot in beer pong; *As if Hellen Keller herself just threw the pong ball*
"Damn Jimmy we're tied up one cup to one. You need to make this shot nigga, your last two have been strait Hellen Kellers for sure!"
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1: *noun* Any male who is good looking and full of himself
2:A guy who pops his collar, wears tight ass shirts and is convinced he's the coolest person in the world and a ladies man.(Derogatory meaning)
1: "Man, look at TJ, he's such a fuckin sweet face. It makes me mad. Go tell Chib to pass me that chicken sangwhich!"
2: Walking by and yellin at a really preppy kid in a pink shirt-->
"Hey! Sweet Face, kid!" then whispers to his friend, "What a fuckin fag!"
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To become incredibly angry after realizing someone has eaten food that you have prepared for yourself
Guy 1: "Dad has made and served burgers for every one else but himself."
Guy 2: "Nope look, he just made himself a plate."
Guy 1: "Aw shit,nigga, that looks so damn good! I'm bout to steal a bite."
Guy 2: "Damn, Nigga, you don't wanna make Dad Pull-a-Lew. Last time that nigga macked my head because I stole a piece of bacon off his plate last Sunday."
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When one has consumed too much alcohol and is convinced he can fight any one or lift any heavy object.
Nigga 1:"Tray was trippin last night, man. He drank 3 forty onces and smoked 3 blunts and tried to fight 2 big ass nigga's who been smart eye'in him the whole night!"
Nigga 2:"You right, you right. Nigga had beer muscles! One dem nigga's is a linebacker for Virginia, that nigga was a mob beast niggy for sho'.I'm juz glad Tray pulled a hernia befo' the fight even started so no fight went down. Nigga thought he could pick up a 50 inch plasma and toss it at a nigga like a baseball, he perp."
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A chubby tall friend that is really nice and pretty cool but is always the center of a joke
Jimmy: "Yo, Chib, you fat piece of shit, pass the bag of chips. I'd like to eat at least five before you kill the damn thing."
Chib: "Oh,Paaah-ezz,Jimmy! You always give me shit!"
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Very excited or hyped about something; Extremely happy.
"Dude, I'm about to get so doudy tonight. I can't wait."
"Uh, your so geeked right now, Jimmy."
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