and rots

What bodies do after the Grim Reaper takes their souls.

"Hi. I'm the Grim Reaper. I just wanted to say, I just take the souls. From that point on, the bodies are yours. I don't take the body. It just rots."
"Is that it?"
"And rots."

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genius shrimp cocktail

What geniuses have at their genius parties.

"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"

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