Motard

An annoying, boring, self-righteous mormon who likes to kill all of the fun. Usually, they were born and raised in Utah, have never lived outside of Utah and they:
-Don't drink ANY caffeine
-Have never sworn in their life
-Read their Book of Mormon twice a day
-Never miss church
-Don't watch any "R" rated movies
and they think anyone who does not follow or do what they do, is going to burn in hell. Also known as Molly-Mormons and Peter-Priesthoods.

"Hey guys we should watch a movie tonight."

"Let's watch Sweeney Todd!"

"But it's rated 'R'! That's against my religion!"

"Go read your scriptures you stupid motard..."
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"Dinner and a movie?"

"Sure!"

"Pick you up at 7 on Monday?"

"I have FHE..."

"...motard..."

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FHE

FHE is an acronym for Family Home Evening. Family home evening is what the mormons do every monday night. They get together as a family, play games, tell stories, etc. Also known as Family Night but this occurs on a weekly basis.

"Let's go swimming tomorrow."
"Okay, but I have to be home by 7."
"Why?"
"FHE"

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