Interrupting cow

A mysterious mammal species that often appears in the middle of terrible jokes.

"Dude I saw an interrupting cow yesterday!"
"What's a-"
"Mooooooooooo!"

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Qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

An expression of the highest level of boredom. You're so bored that you sit at your computer and press each letter on the keyboard starting with "q" and going down diagonally to "a" and "z" and repeating with the next letter in the top row. You press enter to see if any results come up.

"Hey, wyd?"
"I'm so bored I was qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp- ing!"

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Har

The southern version of "ha." Used repeatedly to express laughter.

"Har har har that was a funny son."

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B.S.

The abbreviation of "balogna sandwiches." Often used by odd and lazy people when ordering food."

"What would you like to eat?"
"B.S."
"Ummm. Unfortunately our chef doesn't make that..."

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Poo

The comman miss-spelling of Winnie's last name.

"Did you see the Winnie the Poo special last night?"

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Macho

Adjective to describe an unusually large nacho.

"Man, that is one macho nacho!"

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