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When a guy is getting a blowjob, he pulls out of the girls mouth and stabs her in the neck with his penis.
Dude, I totally neck stabbed that chick last night!
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When you have a blumpkin and before you nut, you stand up grab your own feces you lay it across your partners forehead and slap it with your junk until you bust a nut.
Dude, that chick last night totally loved her Eskimo Pie i gave her!
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