overture

1. an opening or initiating move toward negotiations, a new relationship, an agreement, etc.; a formal or informal proposal or offer: overtures of peace; a shy man who rarely made overtures of friendship.
2. Music. a. an orchestral composition forming the prelude or introduction to an opera, oratorio, etc.
b. an independent piece of similar character.

3. an introductory part, as of a poem; prelude; prologue.
4. (in Presbyterian churches) a. the action of an ecclesiastical court in submitting a question or proposal to presbyteries.
b. the proposal or question so submitted.
5. to submit as an overture or proposal: to overture conditions for a ceasefire.
6. to make an overture or proposal to: to overture one's adversary through a neutral party.

The overture shal be played for the queen

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Orgasm

A sexy liquid explosion

George Bush had a orgasm as the pie connected with his face

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667

667 Is the TRUTHFUL "Satanic number"
See definition 666 for what some people refer to as "Satanic"
667 Was originally the number of satan, when goth originated, being a religion and not a (A) Dress code (B) Type of music
Society warped it to 666, seeing as nerds probally did it because its easier to type, big mistake.

Fag: Yah! 666 man satanic 4 lyf!
Nonfag: You dues, its 667 you poser fag.

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how

-In what way or manner; by what means? How did the accident happen?
-To what extent, degree, etc.?: How damaged is the car?
-In what state or condition?: How are you?
-For what reason; why?: How can you talk such nonsense?
-To what effect; with what meaning?: How is one to interpret his action?
-What?: How do you mean? If they don't have vanilla, how about chocolate?
-(Used as an intensifier): How seldom I go there!
-By what title or name?: How does one address the president?
-At what price: How are the new cars going, cheaper than last year's models?
-By what amount or in what measure or quantity?: How do you sell these tomatoes?
-In what form or shape?: How does the demon appear in the first act of the opera? How does the medication come?
Conjunction
-The manner or way in which: He couldn't figure out how to solve the problem.
-About the manner, condition, or way in which: I don't care how you leave your desk when you go. Be careful how you act.
-In whatever manner or way; however: You can travel how you please.
-Informal that He told us how he was honest and could be trusted.
Noun
-A question concerning the way or manner in which something is done, achieved, etc.: a child's unending whys and how’s.
-A way or manner of doing something: to consider all the how’s and wherefores.
-A word formerly used in communications to represent the letter H.
Idioms
-And how! Informal. certainly! you bet!: Am I happy? And how!
-Here's how, Informal. (used as a toast).
-How come? Informal. how is it that? Why?: How come you never visit us anymore?
-How so? how does it happen to be so? Why?: You haven't any desire to go? How so?

How did you do that?

I could not figure out how he did that

Who, What, When, Why, Where, How?

How!?

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roflmaoshicad

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
So
Hard
I
Choke
And
Die

Longer version of rofl or lmao, internet speak.

(On a messenger)
Fred: *Tells funny story*
Goerge: ROFLMAOSHICAD

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