Person 1: I got f*cked last night.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: 'Cause this is america
literally one of the most cancerous YouTuber who makes videos for frickin' three year olds.
Person 1: I have cancer
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I watched Jake Paul
THE BEST FRUIT OF ALL TIME. THIS FRICKIN' FRUIT BEATS THE STUPID APPLE OR ORANGE. YOU CAN MAKE HEAVEN BAKERY ITEMS, UNLIKE THE ORANGE AND YOU CAN MAKE THE BEST, CREAMIEST SMOOTHIES OF ALL FRICKIN' AND APPLE DO NOT TASTE GOOD IN SMOOTHIES. GOD, THANK YOU FOR INVENTING THE BANANA. LIFE WOULD BE SAD WITHOUT THIS FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bro, that dude with the banana is sooo frickin' cool