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Emergency food

Not PAIMON!

Paimon is not emergency food!

by Nion_YT March 7, 2022

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Fight Angel

A computer video game where you play as your own created waifus and battle them. Rated as NSFW on steam for some reason, I don’t know why, because the gameplay looks tame, maybe it’s the cutscenes in the story mode.

Me: I want to play Fight Angel, but I don’t know what it’s rated. It doesn’t look that inappropriate but it says NSFW. Maybe I should wait until it gets rated.

by Nion_YT June 22, 2022


Principal’d

Getting dismembered like what happened to The Principal in the Melanie Martinez movie K-12.

Me and my cousin playing Roblox Jujutsu Shenanigans
Me: *uses ultimate mode then uses Malevolent Shrine then uses Dismantle*
My cousin: oof
Me: You got Principal’d bruh

by Nion_YT July 18, 2024


Gyahhhhhh!

The sound anime characters make when they scream in pain. Derives from AHHHHHHH, ARGHHHHHH, YAHHHHH, KYAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Me/Nion: Wait! Please! I beg mercy! Please don’t kill me!

Just a random Roblox player who I tricked into bieng killed: DIE TRAITOR! *kills with sword*

Nion: GYAHHHHHH! *dies with pink blood spurting out*

by Nion_YT March 7, 2022


Senbonzakura

My favourite song. Senbonzakura means “1000 cherry trees” In Japanese. Song by Hutsune Miku

Miku and Nion: *sings Senbonzakura*

by Nion_YT March 7, 2022


Please do not eat the weeds

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.

Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds

by Nion_YT May 8, 2022


Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve

A movie about the creator’s fetish for women getting injured in Jack and Jill style nursery rhyme accidents. Plays out in the form of a realistic animated storybook. Its a film about a fetish but it’s rated PG-13 for injury detail and nudity.

Person watching the movie: Is this movie just women getting injured in the form of a musical storybook?! What the fuck, I thought this was a sexy romance movie but it’s a horror! *checks the rating of Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve* PG-13?!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ONLY PG-13 WHEN ITS ABOUT WOMEN FALLING DOWN STAIRS AND THE CREATOR OF THE FILM JACKS OFF TO IT!!!!!

by Nion_YT January 4, 2024