Darth Maul

When having sexual intercourse with two women, you put a strap-on on backwards and move in a pendulum motion, penetrating both of the women's anal canals.

"Hey what did you do with Ashley and Georgia"

"Dude, I Darth Mauled them"

"Nice, bro"

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Duck

An autocorrected form of "fuck" that usually makes you seem like you are academically challenged as you struggle to correct the word, but autocorrect keeps fixing it.

Ed:

"Hey you missed an awesome party bro"

Joe:

"Duck"
"*duck"
"*DUCK"

Ed:
"Do you mean duck?"

Joe:
"Awe duck man you too?"

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