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when a guy masturbates onto a toilet seat in the down position, then knocks out a girl and rubs her vagina on the toilet seat, immediately impregnating her. afterwards, he takes a shit in her bed, though this part is optional if the man is not ready for the shit to be removed at the time parts 1 and 2 are completed.
Ted gave Alison a louisianna stop sign. man was she out cold on that toilet seat.
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When you masturbate into an ice cube tray, then let it freeze, then take the ensuing ice cube and say to your girlfriend/gay butt pal/skeeter "hey, you wanna foreplay". irregardless of response, your put the ice cube into sexual orafice of said partner, and enjoy the resulting pregnancy/butt pregnancy.
I gave Skeeter an excellent minnesota ice box. We called the butt child Barack Obama, after our president.
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When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.
Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.
Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.
Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.
Laird: I have not regrets in life.
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when 3 men have vaginal sex with the same woman at the same time, and all three guys take a shit in her bed, causing her sleeping area to resemble the average detroit electric factory and its surrounding outer region.
Tom, Bill, and Richard took Joan away from the party and performed a detroit electric factory on the young woman. her father remained downstairs, enjoying the seafood hors d'euvres.
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when a guy takes a shit on a girl's chest, flattens it out, and puts an onion on top of it. he then has sex with her without disturbing the onion
Sue got a bermuda cheesesteak from Rob last night. Rob has really matured in the last couple of years, and has become familiar with the ancient kama sutra.
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