fred

Free Stuff, Free Merchandise, Free Products

When I went to the convention, the exhibitors gave out lots of "fred"!

"Hey, where did you get that? It was fred man!!"

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leafed

When something unexpected, strange, and indescribable happens to you.

My friend's vacation got canceled at the last minute by Blackout 2003. Then he had to walk 80 blocks home and up 25 flights of stairs with a bum leg and a huge suitcase. Man did he get Leafed.

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washington heights

My Birthplace, i luv being the only black kid in this place CUZ EVRYONE IS FUCKING DOMINICAN
and everyone speaks spanish n shit so i have to go on the train so i can talk to somebody---- if there is somebaody in Wash Heights dat speaks english lemme know!!!!!

ME IN WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

Me:Can i get a plain slice

Dominican:Galo que nosotros punani controdo casa pescado limon __(my interpretation of spanish)__

Me: fuck

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Quarantine

Get drunk everyday because there’s nothing else to do

I’m going to get drunk tonight as we are in quarantine and there’s nothing else to do, we can’t go to the pubs

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