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A saying that is sarcastic. When a friend/someone says something really lucky, the response would be something along the lines of oh yeah, i saw a full ethiopian the other day too.
An oxymoron.
A: Damn, i just found out that im getting a new 2010 lambo for free!
B: Yea, and i saw a full ethiopian today at the mall.
A: "Hey look it says gullible on the ceiling."
B: "Hey look its a full ethiopian. im not that fucking stupid."
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What all southerners have in their basement. Mostly found in Alabama - the inbred state.
Jimmy the inbred is the inbred brother that all southern families have. Each Jimmy usually has 7 toes on each foot and 6 fingers in total. Jimmy is usually locked in a cage to keep away from the outside world.
Jimmy the inbred sometimes escapes, much like Borat's retarded brother, and rapes all the males, females, pets, and neighbors of each family.
Jimmy the inbred can be called by each family member just by tapping the back of their left hand. Upon doing this from any spot in the world, Jimmy will appear within a matter of seconds ready to rape anything in his path.
yeah. i gotta Jimmy the inbred down in the basement somewhere. havent fed him in years, but hes locked up pretty good.
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A mythical creature with the stature of around 7 feet tall. They wear a pair of wings which span around 5 feet wide. They are very commonly mistaken for a condor or bird of that variety. They are the cousins of the Sasquatch, and live in upstate New York, but can be seen anywhere up to Deerfield, Massachusetts. A Berkowitz is very rare, and can barely be photographed because of the fact that it is too tall for each photo.
I Married a Berkowitz
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1) A: Where do you live?
B: Inbredtopia.
A: That sucks.
B: yes, it does.
2) George Bush lived in Inbredtopia.
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its like cam sex, but using the new iPhone 4's feature facetime (video chat).
Can only work if both people have the iPhone 4.
Dude, me and chelsea had some nasty facetime sex last night.
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