dine and dash

When you leave a restaurant without paying; The most asshole thing you can do to a waiter/waitress

Waitress/Waiter: "Excuse me manager Bob, I just had a dine and dash on table 16. I walked away for a second to refill their drink and when I came back they were gone."

Manager Bob: "Well Suzie, I'm going to have to fire you, unless you can pay for their tab."

Waitress/Waiter: "Well fuck, that sucks."

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Tsampila

Something that makes you wanna throw up. It is the same as saying “stink”. In some countries people use the word to describe the worst possible smell.

Damn, what is that tsampila I’m about to throw up.