The ultimate quintessence of Manliness. Imagine an epic battle between ravaging lumberjacks, aggravated pirates, diseased warrior pigeons, zombie Hockey-Bears, etc. Now multiply that clusterfuck by the value of "Ninjasaurus Rex" and apply the aftermath of the situation to a man's face. What do you get? The vehement forest of unkempt hair known as the beard.
Scruff Rugged is used as an adjective when describing a man's testosterone-induced, chaotically intense facial hair.
"Oh my God that man's face is being savagely mauled by a mutant Bear-fiend!"
"Haha, silly douche, that man's simply scruff rugged!"
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Fear of transsexual, mutant spiders.
John Doe's fear of tranarachnids was vehemently exacerbated whilst he was butt-raped by a tranarachnid. John Doe has tranarachnophobia.
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The amalgam of a hurricane and an ignited BP oil spill. You know, a burnicane.
Upon firing a flaming arrow into the oil enriched hurricane, the adventurer had transformed the hurricane into a burnicane, thus giving the natural disaster the edge it needed to effectively wipe out the tranarachnid invasion. The world was saved and the degree of collateral damage astronomical.
A portmanteau of Christmas and masculine used to describe something both festive and manly.
Gregory: Hey Jim, what word best describes a kickass, cut Santa who exterminates the naughty and ornaments his sleigh with their skulls?
Jim: Christmasculine.
Gregory: Wow, that's so creative! An Urban Dictionary Editor would have to be a puss puss who listens to butt-rock to reject that!
Jim: Agreed.