Nahum

The most badass name in history.

Nahum is a biblical name which stands for 'the consoler'. So, if your name is Nahum congratulations, don't ever play yourself!
Keep grinding my dawg!

Guy 1: ey yo dawg, pass the blunt
Guy 2: nothing's left anymore fam, Nahum smoked 'em
Nahum: sorry fam.
Guy 1: Nahum, you f*cking badass!

(everybody dies in laughter)