Beyond Mortis

A beer drinking metal band.

Did you see Beyond Mortis last night? Yeah I got wasted at their show and got laid by some fine assed big titted slut.

Check out that band. Yeah they are Beyond Mortis, my ear pussies got fucking railed by their music.

Would you like any water sir, fuck no that shit is for toilets, cant you see we are Beyond Mortis.

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