scando

1. a scandalous girl that is DTF but at the same time is actually cool to hang out with hence making her seemingly not slutty in practice. 2. a cool girl that's always DTF. 3. an independent home girl without the drama, who more than likely that doesn't care if you end up having sex with one of the girls you bring along to the party, heck she might even try to get you laid if you don't end up hooking up with her: no strings attached.

The only reason Tracey isn't girlfriend material is because she's a scando, which is more than likely a better relationship anyway because we have sex and chill and I don't have to worry about emotional stuff with her. Not to mention she doesn't get jealous and is always down to party.

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punch a dolphin

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.

"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."