jedasp

Jealous envious do-nothing angry at successful people.

Plural: jeds

"I hate Elon Musk, he just has all these billionaires flying around in space ships while people starve, shame on him, eat the rich!"

"Ok jedasp"

jeds

Plural form of jedasp: Jealous envious do-nothings angry at successful people.

*Sees a protest against amazon for building a new warehouse*

"Look at these jeds, angry at a company that helps small businesses thrive in the online world."

Subaru Brain Disease

When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!

"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."

"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"