Bulldogging

When a male tucks his genitalia between his legs while nude and bends over, giving the appearance of a bulldog from the rear.

Guy 1: Man, I can't remember much of last night.

Guy 2: You were pretty wasted. You downed a bottle of vodka and then you started bulldogging my in-laws.

Guy1: Sorry son.

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Cuntus pixilarus

A condition that seems to affect mainly Asian porn starswhere their genitalia takes on a pixilated appearance.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that asian girl's vajayjay?

Guy 2: Yeah, I know. She must be suffering from cuntus pixilarus.

Guy 1: At least you can't see the va-jay-jam.

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mississippi mud cutter

Shitting on a person then helicoptering your cock to act as a combine harvester.

Dude, I did the Mississippi mud cutter last night. That shit went everywhere.