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Jeans that are made with 2% Elastane (Spandex), with the other 90% being cotton. Yes, it is as comfortable as it sounds.
My Seven for all Mankind jeans contour to my body without being too tense, because of the spandex factor!
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Old fashioned yet way superior way to write. If used PROPERLY, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. How can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn't give you arthritis?
Wow, that chick in class writing with the fountain pen has style!
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Party district located about 3 miles NE of downtown Tampa. It is a little bit ghetto and can sometimes have some low lives, but there is a lot to do there. Lots of decent-high end clubs (Ampitheater, Fuel, Prana, etc), nice restaurants (Carmines, Columbia), and some fun little shops (sunglass hut, claires, starbucks). Also the best arcade ever (Gameworks) and a movie theater that has a full bar (Muvico Ybor). It DOES get old if you go three times a week but if you go sparingly, is really a great place.
Man I went to Ybor last night, stayed by the bar in Fuel and had a cute latina dance on me!
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A Korean car college girls think is fast just because it has dual exhaust.
Kelly: "Look at me, I can peel out in my Tiburon and intimidate the guys!"
Me: "Not the ones that realize that your car is actually slower than a Grand Am."
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Tampa's "other" party district, located about a mile north of downtown. Although not as vast as Ybor, Channelside is cleaner and more upper class. There are nice clubs there (Banana Joe's, Splitsville), the largest Hooters and Bennigan's in the country, and other bars (Velvet Room). Also, the St. Pete Times Forum is there, as is the Florida Aquarium.
I go to Channelside with a date because it is cleaner and more sophisticated than Ybor, if you will.
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*Lucy Lawless doesn't need to drive. Her destinations come to her.
*It was Lucy, not Queen Boudicca, that defeated Rome back in the day.
*Lucy doesn't need to worry about wearing Red or Blue in L.A.- both the Bloods and the Crips know better than to mess with her.
*WWF/WWE's Chyna could lift the 280 pound champ over her head. Lucy can do this with one hand, and was thus banned from wrestling.
*Lucy doesn't go through menstration. The eggs are too scared to come out.
*She tried to cut her own breasts off, to make it easier to fight. Realizing her breasts were too tough, she now sharpens her sword on them.
*Lucy is unable to have sex, unfortunately. The one guy that she tried to sleep with got ground up like hamburger meat.
*When Lucy visits Alaska during the summer, the sun sets.
*Lucy can touch M.C. Hammer.
*When Captain Planet signed off saying "the power is yours!" Lucy said, "no shit sherlock!"
*The creator of Wonder Woman met Lucy many years ago, and thus got inspired to create the character of Wonder Woman.
*Lucy can convert normal Bacardi into 151 by touching the bottle.
*In the club, lucy doesn't get accepted into VIP. VIP gets accepted to her.
*Those who think women are the weaker sex have not encountered Lucy yet.
*Chuck Norris has challenged Lucy to a fight before. Not wanting to crush his ego, she declined.
*Also, she knew such a collision of powers would break the space/time continuum, so she opted out.
*When Lucy goes to the mall and walks into Saks, the manager pays her $200 to wear the new pair of Seven Jeans.
*When Lucy orders a drink, the bartenders tip HER.
*In Las Vegas, Lucy doesn't pull the slot machine lever. Tokens simply spill out when she walks by.
*Lucy talks on her cell phone during a movie.
*Lucy has caught Bin Laden.
*Everyone knows all of our T.V. show's signals travel to outer space. The reason all lifeforms steer clear of earth is because they have heard Xena, Warrior Princess and do not want to get owned.
Lucy Lawless got accepted to Haavard, and didn't go. Why you ask? Attending would only make her lose brain cells.
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