Sportgasm

occurs when a sport commentator masturbates

Radio: "We're five minutes in, and the right hand is beginning to get tired now...they're gonna sub in the left hand any minute now. Wow!! What a flawless transition from the right to left hand! Now the left hand prepares for the finisher, and he slams down in one beautiful action, which is why he is a profesional. And WHITE FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Dan: I didn't know Dick Vital does a sportgasm show.

3👍 2👎

unreesh

Slang term that supposedly originated in the Los Angeles area. When something is awesome or really dope, it is unreesh. Can be used as an adjective or exclamation.

Person 1: Yo, God's Plan by Drake is an unreesh song bro!
Person 2: So true bro! Unreeeeesh!

4👍 1👎

stong

The song that's stuck in your head

Alfred: Juniper, you've been singing "Blood on the Leaves" all day.
Juniper: I can't help it...it's my stong.

3👍 3👎

Tiger

The group of women that have had sex with Tiger Woods.

Charlene: Hey, Maria. Guess what?
Maria: What?
Charlene: I just had sex with Tiger Woods.
Maria: Oh that's so funny I had sex with him a few days ago. We are both tigers now.