Dirty Ade

When your gay friend pulls out a double-ender and proceeds to penetrate you with it, then whips it out with a ‘popping’ noise and uses it to smack you round the face.

“I was with this hot redhead last night and things were going great until she surprised me with the Dirty Ade”

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Nosey Fucker

Someone who sees a QR code and scans it, even though they have no idea what it links to.

Oh, so you saw this on a mug and decided you’d see what it was for, did you? Nosey fucker…

wankspaniel

A person that’s really fucking annoying, but a bit of a wetter. Doesn’t quite hit Thundercunt status because they’re too pathetic.

Oh god Trevor, you’re such a wankspaniel.