Bitch box

A bitch box is a small car, usually being driven erratically by 18-25 y/o girls and he bitches. There are two kinds of bitch box:

1) The regular bitch box- looks like any other small car when stationary but has the following traits on the road: continuously cutting other drivers off, switching lanes unpredictably, generally having a lot of near-misses.

2) The bogan bitch box- likely to be fitted with a sub-woofer, loud exhaust, hot paint job and/or big stickers. Behaves the same on-road as the regular bitch box

The driver of a bitch box is easily recognisable- will always be talking/texting/updating their facebook status on a mobile phone.

Ted: "Fuck! That car almost ran up the back of that cyclist!"

Linda: "Yep, what a moron. The same Bitch box cut us off earlier coming out of the Westfield carpark"

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